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The True Supervillains of Our Time

Home » The True Supervillains of Our Time

5:47 pm By Kristin Tynski

Today’s Conservative politicians and talking heads push for implementing policies that are authoritarian in nature; use fearmongering and misinformation to control the population; attack critical institutions, such as the media and the judiciary. ; Stoke division and hatred among the populace; and enrich themselves and their cronies at the expense of the general population.

Textbook Supervillain Shit.

So, I asked a state-of-the-art AI (MidJourney), to imagine some of the most overtly despicable conservative voices in their “Final Form,” as the true Supervillains they really are.

Newt Gingrich as “The Artifact” – A former politician who is mummified and preserved in a state of perpetual anger.
Rush Limbaugh as “The Gasbag” This undead and oversized radio talk show host from the conservative Netherworld has the power to bore people to death with his incessant prattling.
Mitt Romney; “The Chameleon” – A shapeshifting wealthy businessman who is constantly changing his opinions to fit the needs of his corporations.
Laura Ingraham as “The Cackle” – A talk show host with a face that looks permanently frozen in a deranged grin. Her superpower is an ear-piercing cackle that can shatter glass.
Ben Shapiro as “The straw man” – A diminutive pundit who gets his power from creating false arguments and defeating them in public debate.
Clarence Thomas as “The Supreme Court Clown” – A Supreme Court Justice who spends his time on the bench making fart noises with his hands.
Mitch McConnell as “The Turtle” – A senile politician who has been in office for so long his skin has turned green and he has begun to shell.
Tucker Carlson; “The Mouth of Sauron” A Fox News commentator who is really just a mouthpiece for the dark lord of the right wing, Donald Trump.
Rudy Giuliani as “The Circus Freak” His toupee is actually a living creature that feeds on human flesh. He uses it to lure victims into his web of lies.
Lindsey Graham as “The Weasel” A politician who is so oily and slimy, he can slither his way into and out of any situation.
Donald Trump as “Hair Force One” – The president of the United States who has a lengthy wig that he uses as a parachute when he needs to make a quick escape.
Bill OReilly as “The Rage Machine” – A Former Fox News commentator who is now just an angry man shouting into a microphone in his basement.
Alex Jones as “The Info-Warlock” A man who is so lost in conspiracy theories and misinformation that he has become a magical being who can warp reality itself.

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